TELLING MY PARENTS I GOT A GIRL PREGNANT **PRANK WARS**

Erika: PAM, I’M SO SORRY Erika: IM SO SORRY IM SO SORRY I NEVER EVER WANTED TO DO THIS IM SO Erika: SORRY Jake’s Intro: HUHH Jake: JAKE PAULERS IM ON A ROOF RIGHT NOW TODAY WAS SO FLIPPIN AWESOME. Jake: MAKE SURE YOU GUYS ARE SMILING, MAKE SURE YOUR WORKING HARD, AND MAKE SURE YOUR DABBING ON THEM HATERS Jake: THIS MORNING I WOKE UP AND EVERYONE WAS SLEEPING PER USUAL. SO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO I HAD TO WAKE THEM UP LEGIT EVERYONE IS STILL SLEEPING RIGHT NOW LIKE COME ON I TOLD THEM YESTERDAY THAT IF THEY WERE STILL ASLEEP AT LIKE 9’O CLOCK. THAT I WAS GONNA TASE THEM. THEIR DOING THIS TO THEMSELVES dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun du dun dun duuuunnn [TASER NOISE] WAKE UP YO.

WAKE UP I WAS UP YO. YOU WERE UP (x2) WAKE UP BRO. IM UP. IM UP.

YOUR NOT UP BRO WE HAVE TO CONQURE TODAY DAY! ITS A BIG DAY! WHATS TODAY? ITS MONDAY! YEAH!

MONDAY (x3) [KNOCKS ERIKA’S DOOR] JAKE! WAKE UP WAKE UP! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT IM NOT GOING TO TASE YOU (x2) DON’T. WHY YOUR ROOM LOOKS CLEAN. YO.

I DIDN’T TASE YOU I JUST FLASHED IT AT YOU. UGH THEY LOVE ME IN THE MORNING AND THEN I DECIDED TO BRING BACK THE DOG PILE. CLASSIC DOG PILE! DOG PILE. UGH.

DOPE. NOW ITS JUST WEIRD. YOUR SHOULDER HURTS?

UH HOPEFULLY THIS WONT HURT IT MORE, UH DOG PILE, AND THEN CAN I HELP YOU? WHAT? WHY… IF YOU WERE A DUDE I STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHERE THAT CAME FROM I’LL STILL DATE YOU. I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU IF ERIKA WERE A DUDE.

IM MAD BECAUSE I SLEPT THROUGH MY ALARMS , IM MAD BECAUSE MY HEAD HURTS , IM MAD BECAUSE YOU’RE A DUDE!https://www.pof.com/personals/1434onlinedating3.htm YOU’RE MAD BECAUSE YOU’RE A DUDE! I’D STILL DATE YA ERICA I LOVE YOU HONEY GO TO DISNEY IM GONNA GO I WILL GO TO DISNEY FINE, I WILL GO TO DISNEY IM GOING RIGHT NOW ALRIGHT I GOTTA GET SOME STUFF FIRST BUT IM GONNA GO! AND THEN IT WAS TIME TO GO TO DISNEY BECAUSE IM AN ACTOR BROOO IF I COULD FALL INTO THE SKY DO YOU THINK TIME WOULD PASS ME BY BECAUSE YOU KNOW ID WALK A THOUSOUND MILES IF I COULD JUST SEE YOU TONIGHT! AND I MISS YOU AND I NEED YOU!

Erika: PAM, I’M SO SORRY Erika: IM SO SORRY IM SO SORRY I NEVER EVER WANTED TO DO THIS IM SO Erika: SORRY Jake’s Intro: HUHH Jake: JAKE PAULERS IM ON A ROOF RIGHT NOW TODAY WAS SO FLIPPIN AWESOME. Jake: MAKE SURE YOU GUYS ARE SMILING, MAKE SURE YOUR WORKING HARD, AND MAKE SURE YOUR DABBING ON THEM HATERS Jake: THIS MORNING I WOKE UP AND EVERYONE WAS SLEEPING PER USUAL. SO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO I HAD TO WAKE THEM UP LEGIT EVERYONE IS STILL SLEEPING RIGHT NOW LIKE COME ON I TOLD THEM YESTERDAY THAT IF THEY WERE STILL ASLEEP AT LIKE 9’O CLOCK. THAT I WAS GONNA TASE THEM. THEIR DOING THIS TO THEMSELVES dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun du dun dun duuuunnn [TASER NOISE] WAKE UP YO.

WAKE UP I WAS UP YO. YOU WERE UP (x2) WAKE UP BRO. IM UP. IM UP.

YOUR NOT UP BRO WE HAVE TO CONQURE TODAY DAY! ITS A BIG DAY! WHATS TODAY? ITS MONDAY! YEAH!

MONDAY (x3) [KNOCKS ERIKA’S DOOR] JAKE! WAKE UP WAKE UP! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT IM NOT GOING TO TASE YOU (x2) DON’T. WHY YOUR ROOM LOOKS CLEAN. YO.

I DIDN’T TASE YOU I JUST FLASHED IT AT YOU. UGH THEY LOVE ME IN THE MORNING AND THEN I DECIDED TO BRING BACK THE DOG PILE. CLASSIC DOG PILE! DOG PILE. UGH.

DOPE. NOW ITS JUST WEIRD. YOUR SHOULDER HURTS?

UH HOPEFULLY THIS WONT HURT IT MORE, UH DOG PILE, AND THEN CAN I HELP YOU? WHAT? WHY… IF YOU WERE A DUDE I STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHERE THAT CAME FROM I’LL STILL DATE YOU. I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU IF ERIKA WERE A DUDE.

IM MAD BECAUSE I SLEPT THROUGH MY ALARMS , IM MAD BECAUSE MY HEAD HURTS , IM MAD BECAUSE YOU’RE A DUDE! YOU’RE MAD BECAUSE YOU’RE A DUDE! I’D STILL DATE YA ERICA I LOVE YOU HONEY GO TO DISNEY IM GONNA GO I WILL GO TO DISNEY FINE, I WILL GO TO DISNEY IM GOING RIGHT NOW ALRIGHT I GOTTA GET SOME STUFF FIRST BUT IM GONNA GO! AND THEN IT WAS TIME TO GO TO DISNEY BECAUSE IM AN ACTOR BROOO IF I COULD FALL INTO THE SKY DO YOU THINK TIME WOULD PASS ME BY BECAUSE YOU KNOW ID WALK A THOUSOUND MILES IF I COULD JUST SEE YOU TONIGHT! AND I MISS YOU AND I NEED YOU!

AND NOW I WONNDERR NO? TOO FAR? ALRIGHT LETS AH .. OH YEAH BABY BEEN WHILE LETS AH GO TO SET BOYS AND JOYS AND GIRLS AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND DONKEYS ALL ALIKE WOO WE ARE ON SET NOW MEMORIZING LINES ACTING AND STUFF, MY BOY ETHAN HOW HAVE YOU BEEN ETHAN: I’M GREAT ITS BEEN AWILE CUZ ETHAN:YEAH MAN GETTING THAT PROTEIN BOOST IN THERE?

YEAH YEAH , YOU NEED IT , YOU NEED IT OHH OKAY HAHAH OHH OKAY DUDE HOW’S YOUR COUSIN DOING? AH SHE’S WITH HER BOYFRIEND IN NEW YORK SO SHES NOT HERE TODAY? THEN WHO’S HERE TODAY?

ETHAN: MY MOM DOPE HEY HEY HOW ARE YA? COME ON LET GO OF MY SHIRT ITS BRAND NEW HEY WHATS UP NOTHING JUST AH, WOAH THOSE ARE YEEZYS BRO CALM DOWN I ALMOST BUT THEY WERE $2300 YEAH HE CANT AFFORD IT YET DISNEYS NOT PAYING THAT WELL HE NEEDS TO STEP UP HIS VIEWS YOU KNOW AIDEN I TRYED TO GET HER NUMBER I ACUTALLY ENDED UP GETTING IT OHH I WOULD GIVE IT TO YOU ;P YOU’D GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER? NO I’D GIVE YOU AIDENS NUMBER WHAT ABOUT YOU’RE NUMBER? OHH YOU DONT WANT MY NUMBER OKAY LAUGHTER GET OUT MAN COME ON IM HERE TO HELP YOU WITH ERICA I GOT THE PERFECT PICK UP LINE LETS FACETIME HER AND WHEN SHE ANSWER ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS YOU’RE A DUDE! SHE’LL LOVE IT TRUST ME JUST WATCH I DONT GET IT, FACE TIME HER AND SAY IF YOU WERE A DUDE WHY?

TRUST ME SHE’LL LOVE IT I GOT YOU BRO I GOT YOU SHES PLAYING HARD TO GET MAYBE SHES IN A MEETING OR SOMETHING SHE DOESN’T WANT TO ANSWER ON THE FIRST RING OHH SO I GOT TO RING IT AGAIN WELL THIS IS AWKWARD WHY DONT I JUST TEXT HER BE LIKE YOUR A DUDE SHE’LL PROBABLY CALL YOU BACK SHE’;; PROBABLY ANSWER WHEN I CALL HER WHAT IF SHES STILL ASLEEP DID YOU DO THAT WAKE UP THING THIS MORNING? YEAH I WOKE HER UP OH WHAT A THOT YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO WHEN WE FIGHT NOW WHEN I FIGHT YOU? YEAH WHAT?

IM JUST GONNA TASE YOU OH SH*T!! YO STOP IT STOP IT YO IM JOKING IM JOKING IM NOT GONNA TASE YOU OH SH*T STOP! I THINK ILL ACTUALLY GO TO JAIL IF I TASE YOU SENICE YOU’RE LIKE A MINOR IS THAT LIKE A REAL TASER? YEAH YOU WANNA TRY? IS SO LOUD THERE NO REASON FOR IT TO BE THAT LOUD ITS ELECTRICTY WHYS IT MAKING NOISE?

I DONT KNOW ITS SUSPOUSE TO SCARE YOU SHOULD WE GO GET MADISON? YEAH OKAY I GIVE 14 YEAH OLDS TASERS IM DOING THINGS WITH MY LIFE MOM YOU JUST CHASE HIM WITH IT THERES SO MANY PARENTS BRO ERICAS FACETIMEING YOU BRO JUST SAY IF YOU WERE A DUDE IF YOU WERE A DUDE! ERICA ETHANS FREE THIS WEEKEND YOU GUYS SHOULLD GO ON A DATE

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