Don’t Tell Chad I Have a Girlfriend

[Captions by Y Translator] Chad’s been giving bad jokes all morning, which tells me he’s nervous. Can you believe were sending our kids out in this? I can’t believe I’m going out in this. And Russell has made a cute little girlfriend. Please don’t show him.

Please don’t show what? Please don’t show Chad. Because he’ll tease you?

Yeah. Abby, what happened last night? Like 2:00, 3:00 in the morning, she’s feels sick as a dog, and she wakes up 7:00 in the morning, and she feels fine.

Are you sure you’re up to going surfing? Because if you’re not, you know, I could take your place. Darn it.

Do you think people who live here ever get sick of looking out their window, and seeing palm trees and the ocean? Like every window you look out is green and blue. I think sometimes living in Utah, we take for granted looking at our window, and seeing these beautiful mountain ranges.

I think Hawaii amazes me because it has everything. It has beautiful mountains, beautiful ocean, beautiful wildlife, beautiful grasses, beautiful trees. They even have a desert here.

I didn’t even know that. They have a desert. We went and looked, and he said where we’re staying, which is in [inaudible] is all the rain, so it’s always raining. But then you get in your car, and you drive 30 minutes in any direction, and then there’s sun, and on the other side of the island, the rain stops, and there’s like, it’s just dry desert. It looks like, Utah.

Quite crazy to get in your car and drive for 30 minutes, and your back into sunshine.https://alphagroup.dk/13-and-14-year-old-gay-dating-sites/ Chad’s been giving bad jokes on morning, which tells me he’s nervous. No. Are you nervous? No.

I’m nervous that I’m gonna drown. He’s nervous he’s going to get ripped alive by sharks. I don’t know why those two are nervous, but I think they are. Can you believe were sending our kids out in this? I can’t believe I’m going out in this.

I’m so jealous. I’m so so so so so jealous. Well, maybe you could take my spot on another day. We’ll just have to come back another time, and do surf lessons as a couple.

But the way we have it set up right now is Kevin’s going to take the four older kids, and then I’m going to watch the two little kids on the beach. They look like they’re having so much fun. Did you see that?

You know what’s fun is to see Shari out there playing, because she doesn’t usually play. No, she hates the water. But I think this trip will change that.

Becky has been the best surf instructor. I so want to do it. I might take Kevin up on his offer, but I had to laugh because this whole trip, I’ve been trying to get the kids to line up their sandals in a row. Like this, and they all think I’m crazy.

They’re like, why are you being so weird mom? Why do we have to line up our slippers in a row? And then we get here, and I see all those shoes in a row. I was like, you guys listened to me, and Becky, she goes, Oh, no no no, I did that. I’m like it must be a mom thing, because she wanted the slippers in a row too, which is hilarious to me.

The rain has died down a little bit, and Russell has made a cute little girlfriend with Becky’s daughter. So, so you’re seven? Yeah. And Russell’s seven. Seven and a half actually.

So is Russell. Russell turns eight in July. Cool. When do you turn eight? Um, June 15th.

Okay, so you’re like the exact same age. That’s cool. Russell, let me get a picture of you two. Oh, I like picture.

Do you want a picture? Okay. Russell, she wants a picture. You little stinker.

Why is he scared to take a picture? All right. He’s having second thoughts. Please don’t show it. Please don’t show what?

Please don’t show Chad! You don’t want me to show Chad that you have a friend? Because he’ll tease you? Yeah. Why would he tease you?

He doesn’t– He has a friend. You don’t have to take a picture. I’m just asking if you want one. I think it’s cute.

[Captions by Y Translator] Chad’s been giving bad jokes all morning, which tells me he’s nervous. Can you believe were sending our kids out in this? I can’t believe I’m going out in this. And Russell has made a cute little girlfriend. Please don’t show him.

Please don’t show what? Please don’t show Chad. Because he’ll tease you?

Yeah. Abby, what happened last night? Like 2:00, 3:00 in the morning, she’s feels sick as a dog, and she wakes up 7:00 in the morning, and she feels fine.

Are you sure you’re up to going surfing? Because if you’re not, you know, I could take your place. Darn it.

Do you think people who live here ever get sick of looking out their window, and seeing palm trees and the ocean? Like every window you look out is green and blue. I think sometimes living in Utah, we take for granted looking at our window, and seeing these beautiful mountain ranges.

I think Hawaii amazes me because it has everything. It has beautiful mountains, beautiful ocean, beautiful wildlife, beautiful grasses, beautiful trees. They even have a desert here.

I didn’t even know that. They have a desert. We went and looked, and he said where we’re staying, which is in [inaudible] is all the rain, so it’s always raining. But then you get in your car, and you drive 30 minutes in any direction, and then there’s sun, and on the other side of the island, the rain stops, and there’s like, it’s just dry desert. It looks like, Utah.

Quite crazy to get in your car and drive for 30 minutes, and your back into sunshine. Chad’s been giving bad jokes on morning, which tells me he’s nervous. No. Are you nervous? No.

I’m nervous that I’m gonna drown. He’s nervous he’s going to get ripped alive by sharks. I don’t know why those two are nervous, but I think they are. Can you believe were sending our kids out in this? I can’t believe I’m going out in this.

I’m so jealous. I’m so so so so so jealous. Well, maybe you could take my spot on another day. We’ll just have to come back another time, and do surf lessons as a couple.

But the way we have it set up right now is Kevin’s going to take the four older kids, and then I’m going to watch the two little kids on the beach. They look like they’re having so much fun. Did you see that?

You know what’s fun is to see Shari out there playing, because she doesn’t usually play. No, she hates the water. But I think this trip will change that.

Becky has been the best surf instructor. I so want to do it. I might take Kevin up on his offer, but I had to laugh because this whole trip, I’ve been trying to get the kids to line up their sandals in a row. Like this, and they all think I’m crazy.

They’re like, why are you being so weird mom? Why do we have to line up our slippers in a row? And then we get here, and I see all those shoes in a row. I was like, you guys listened to me, and Becky, she goes, Oh, no no no, I did that. I’m like it must be a mom thing, because she wanted the slippers in a row too, which is hilarious to me.

The rain has died down a little bit, and Russell has made a cute little girlfriend with Becky’s daughter. So, so you’re seven? Yeah. And Russell’s seven. Seven and a half actually.

So is Russell. Russell turns eight in July. Cool. When do you turn eight? Um, June 15th.

Okay, so you’re like the exact same age. That’s cool. Russell, let me get a picture of you two. Oh, I like picture.

Do you want a picture? Okay. Russell, she wants a picture. You little stinker.

Why is he scared to take a picture? All right. He’s having second thoughts. Please don’t show it. Please don’t show what?

Please don’t show Chad! You don’t want me to show Chad that you have a friend? Because he’ll tease you? Yeah. Why would he tease you?

He doesn’t– He has a friend. You don’t have to take a picture. I’m just asking if you want one. I think it’s cute.

Do you want a picture? No. What? No.

Oh my gosh. Stand close to her, not behind her. There you go.

Put your arm around her. Oh my gosh. Put your arm around her. There– Okay, that’s weird. All right, one, two, three.

Look who got washed up to shore. How is this surfing? I saw you try to get up, and you didn’t make it. I’m so tired. The kids make it look so easy.

I just can’t get my fat butt up on the board. Julie rode all the way into the shore/ She’s over there. Really? Yeah.

Body surfing? No, surfing surfing. How did I miss this? Okay, Julie surfed all the way to shore.

Every one of the kids has surfed. Oh my gosh. Okay. I’m gonna had to– I’ve been keeping a really good eye on Eve, and so I’ve just haven’t been catching all the surfing details. Because I– Even right now, even right now, I want to watch Eve.

I don’t want to take my eyes off of her. There goes Chad. He’s getting ready. Is he? Oh my gosh.

He did it. Oh no! You’re supposed to paddle out this way, but I tried paddling out there, so the waves hit the board, and it head my head.

I hit the sand on the ground. Oh yeah. You ain’t go back out there? In a little bit yeah. How was it?

Yes, No? I can’t see. I tried to disappear my body. I made a surfing song to help me know the rules of surfing.

First. Pull up knees, front foot forward stand up, legs bent, arms out, then you’re riding the wave. Did I forget one? Did I forget one? I don’t know.

And then you’re riding the wave. Did you get up out there? She got up the first time. >> I got up the first time too. >> No, she was telling me, because like we’re out there, she’s like, yeah, we’re good, and then a wave just appears out of nowhere. And she’s like, it’s not you, it’s the waves.

I don’t know what’s going on. I was like, oh my gosh. Did you ever get up?

No, I half got them. I got up every time. I got up the first time, and I didn’t fall off the first time. Okay, who was the best surfer for today?

Chad. See? >> Yeah. That’s what I thought. >> Really?

Julie looked awesome out there. Julie caught 2 waves on her own out there, and rode all the way in. It’s pretty amazing. Do you guys want to do it again? Yes, but not today.

Tomorrow. Because I’m hungry and tired. Oh, that looks so weird. What do you guys want to do now?

Eat. No, go home and relax. No, we have to go– Food. Taco Bell! Taco Bell.

Let’s go get some street tacos! Street Taco! Street Taco!

Hi, how are you? Chad’s dance partner is here too. So Chad– Chad’s dance partners with your sister?

Yeah. Okay. Okay, you guys did so awesome at that dance.

That was amazing. Go for money. I told– Yeah.

I told Chad that you two should just go right here. Do It. Dance off, right here. Christmas dance. Yes.

It would go viral like that. >> Seriously. >> So funny. Break out and dance. Come on you two.

No, I’m not doing it. This is so funny, and the friends that we have, the kids go to school with each other. How cool is that? What are the odds. And we’re on that first wave, we got out there, and she’s like, okay, turn around.

Here coming the wave. I’m like, I’m totally gonna make this look good. My kids has made it look easy.

How hard could it be? And she’s like, paddle paddle paddle paddle. So I was like… And I feel myself getting picked up, and I feel the speed coming, and I was just like, yeah. So then I started to push myself up.

The next thing I saw was the tip of the surfboard go under the water, it just deeper deeper, and I’m just like, that’s not good. And it just wants me, I was like in the air, and… Dad, you should have gotten– So was that when Chad saw a mile off the– That’s a different time Mom. That was last one. We looked off way over there, and we saw some get up on their surf board, and then completely ##, and their surfboard went flying up, and then we see Dad’s arms.

She literally asked me to watch the girls while Dad was surfing. She had to babysit Dad. I had to babysit these girls.

No, I was fine. She was like, hmm. These waves are big enough for you. Let’s go out to those ways where they’re bigger.

And so we just paddled out further, and then it was like…. Hmm, that’s funny. I thought these waves would be big enough, but they’re not big enough for you either. And the worst, the worst, she’s like 5″2, like the size of Ruby, she’s on her own board, and she’s been paddling around, and teaching all the kids how to surf. And then she’s pulling Kevin.

Finally, she’s like, let’s take you out there. And I’m like, okay. And she must have sensed that I was like stunned, because I wasn’t moving very fast. So she comes over, hooks my board with her foot, and she’s pulling the both of us.

She is– She is hardcore. She is the real deal. She said she has paddled two grown men on two different surfboards at the same time. She has… She has like an eight-pack.

She’s like amazing. She’s amazing. What’s her Instagram? It’s Mahina Hawaii. She’s the wife of Ryan.

Mahina Hawaii. If you guys come out to Hawaii, and you need to be shown around, or you’ve never done surfing or snorkeling, and you want to do it, and you want a local to show you how to do it, and to ensure your safety, Mahina Hawaii is definitely the way to go. Well, you guys are awesome. I’m really proud of you for trying something new.

Okay. So who was the best surfer? Chad. Or– Chad and Julie? No, everyone votes Chad and Abby.

Chad and Abby? >> Even Dad– >> Abby did it on her very first try. So as I. I was up for a long time. Abby.

I didn’t fall off. She was on the wave for like two seconds ago though. Ew, wipe that off right now. Wipe that off right now. >> Abby– >> What was that? Oh my gosh.

What was that? It was his– Get it off my thumb right now. Get it off my thumb. Abby don’t do it.

Abby, don’t. Lick it. Lick it.

Don’t Tell Chad I Have a Girlfriend

[Captions by Y Translator] Chad’s been giving bad jokes all morning, which tells me he’s nervous. Can you believe were sending our kids out in this? I can’t believe I’m going out in this. And Russell has made a cute little girlfriend.

Please don’t show him. Please don’t show what? Please don’t show Chad. Because he’ll tease you?

Yeah. Abby, what happened last night? Like 2:00, 3:00 in the morning, she’s feels sick as a dog, and she wakes up 7:00 in the morning, and she feels fine.

Are you sure you’re up to going surfing? Because if you’re not, you know, I could take your place. Darn it.

Do you think people who live here ever get sick of looking out their window, and seeing palm trees and the ocean? Like every window you look out is green and blue. I think sometimes living in Utah, we take for granted looking at our window, and seeing these beautiful mountain ranges. I think Hawaii amazes me because it has everything. It has beautiful mountains, beautiful ocean, beautiful wildlife, beautiful grasses, beautiful trees.

They even have a desert here. I didn’t even know that. They have a desert. We went and looked, and he said where we’re staying, which is in [inaudible] is all the rain, so it’s always raining. But then you get in your car, and you drive 30 minutes in any direction, and then there’s sun, and on the other side of the island, the rain stops, and there’s like, it’s just dry desert.

It looks like, Utah. Quite crazy to get in your car and drive for 30 minutes, and your back into sunshine. Chad’s been giving bad jokes on morning, which tells me he’s nervous.

No. Are you nervous? No. I’m nervous that I’m gonna drown.

He’s nervous he’s going to get ripped alive by sharks. I don’t know why those two are nervous, but I think they are. Can you believe were sending our kids out in this? I can’t believe I’m going out in this.

I’m so jealous. I’m so so so so so jealous. Well, maybe you could take my spot on another day. We’ll just have to come back another time, and do surf lessons as a couple. But the way we have it set up right now is Kevin’s going to take the four older kids, and then I’m going to watch the two little kids on the beach.

They look like they’re having so much fun. Did you see that? You know what’s fun is to see Shari out there playing, because she doesn’t usually play. No, she hates the water. But I think this trip will change that.

Becky has been the best surf instructor. I so want to do it. I might take Kevin up on his offer, but I had to laugh because this whole trip, I’ve been trying to get the kids to line up their sandals in a row. Like this, and they all think I’m crazy.

They’re like, why are you being so weird mom? Why do we have to line up our slippers in a row? And then we get here, and I see all those shoes in a row. I was like, you guys listened to me, and Becky, she goes, Oh, no no no, I did that.

I’m like it must be a mom thing, because she wanted the slippers in a row too, which is hilarious to me. The rain has died down a little bit, and Russell has made a cute little girlfriend with Becky’s daughter. So, so you’re seven? Yeah. And Russell’s seven.

Seven and a half actually. So is Russell. Russell turns eight in July. Cool. When do you turn eight?

Um, June 15th. Okay, so you’re like the exact same age. That’s cool. Russell, let me get a picture of you two. Oh, I like picture.

Do you want a picture? Okay. Russell, she wants a picture. You little stinker. Why is he scared to take a picture?

All right. He’s having second thoughts. Please don’t show it. Please don’t show what?

Please don’t show Chad! You don’t want me to show Chad that you have a friend? Because he’ll tease you? Yeah.

Why would he tease you? He doesn’t– He has a friend. You don’t have to take a picture. I’m just asking if you want one.

I think it’s cute. Do you want a picture? No. What?

No. Oh my gosh. Stand close to her, not behind her. There you go.

Put your arm around her. Oh my gosh. Put your arm around her.

There– Okay, that’s weird. All right, one, two, three. Look who got washed up to shore. How is this surfing? I saw you try to get up, and you didn’t make it.

I’m so tired. The kids make it look so easy. I just can’t get my fat butt up on the board. Julie rode all the way into the shore/ She’s over there.

Really? Yeah. Body surfing? No, surfing surfing. How did I miss this?

Okay, Julie surfed all the way to shore. Every one of the kids has surfed. Oh my gosh. Okay. I’m gonna had to– I’ve been keeping a really good eye on Eve, and so I’ve just haven’t been catching all the surfing details.

Because I– Even right now, even right now, I want to watch Eve. I don’t want to take my eyes off of her. There goes Chad. He’s getting ready.

Is he? Oh my gosh. He did it. Oh no! You’re supposed to paddle out this way, but I tried paddling out there, so the waves hit the board, and it head my head.

I hit the sand on the ground. Oh yeah. You ain’t go back out there?

In a little bit yeah. How was it? Yes, No?

I can’t see. I tried to disappear my body. I made a surfing song to help me know the rules of surfing.

First. Pull up knees, front foot forward stand up, legs bent, arms out, then you’re riding the wave. Did I forget one? Did I forget one? I don’t know.

And then you’re riding the wave. Did you get up out there? She got up the first time. >> I got up the first time too. >> No, she was telling me, because like we’re out there, she’s like, yeah, we’re good, and then a wave just appears out of nowhere. And she’s like, it’s not you, it’s the waves. I don’t know what’s going on.

I was like, oh my gosh. Did you ever get up? No, I half got them. I got up every time.

I got up the first time, and I didn’t fall off the first time. Okay, who was the best surfer for today? Chad. See? >> Yeah. That’s what I thought. >> Really?

Julie looked awesome out there. Julie caught 2 waves on her own out there, and rode all the way in. It’s pretty amazing. Do you guys want to do it again? Yes, but not today.

Tomorrow. Because I’m hungry and tired. Oh, that looks so weird. What do you guys want to do now? Eat.

No, go home and relax. No, we have to go– Food. Taco Bell! Taco Bell.

Let’s go get some street tacos! Street Taco! Street Taco!

Hi, how are you? Chad’s dance partner is here too. So Chad– Chad’s dance partners with your sister?

Yeah. Okay. Okay, you guys did so awesome at that dance. That was amazing. Go for money.

I told– Yeah. I told Chad that you two should just go right here. Do It. Dance off, right here.

Christmas dance. Yes. It would go viral like that. >> Seriously. >> So funny. Break out and dance. Come on you two.

No, I’m not doing it. This is so funny, and the friends that we have, the kids go to school with each other. How cool is that?

What are the odds. And we’re on that first wave, we got out there, and she’s like, okay, turn around. Here coming the wave. I’m like, I’m totally gonna make this look good.

My kids has made it look easy. How hard could it be? And she’s like, paddle paddle paddle paddle. So I was like… And I feel myself getting picked up, and I feel the speed coming, and I was just like, yeah.

So then I started to push myself up. The next thing I saw was the tip of the surfboard go under the water, it just deeper deeper, and I’m just like, that’s not good. And it just wants me, I was like in the air, and… Dad, you should have gotten– So was that when Chad saw a mile off the– That’s a different time Mom.

That was last one. We looked off way over there, and we saw some get up on their surf board, and then completely ##, and their surfboard went flying up, and then we see Dad’s arms. She literally asked me to watch the girls while Dad was surfing. She had to babysit Dad.

I had to babysit these girls. No, I was fine. She was like, hmm. These waves are big enough for you. Let’s go out to those ways where they’re bigger.

And so we just paddled out further, and then it was like…. Hmm, that’s funny. I thought these waves would be big enough, but they’re not big enough for you either.

And the worst, the worst, she’s like 5″2, like the size of Ruby, she’s on her own board, and she’s been paddling around, and teaching all the kids how to surf. And then she’s pulling Kevin. Finally, she’s like, let’s take you out there. And I’m like, okay.

And she must have sensed that I was like stunned, because I wasn’t moving very fast. So she comes over, hooks my board with her foot, and she’s pulling the both of us. She is– She is hardcore. She is the real deal. She said she has paddled two grown men on two different surfboards at the same time.

She has… She has like an eight-pack. She’s like amazing. She’s amazing.

What’s her Instagram? It’s Mahina Hawaii. She’s the wife of Ryan. Mahina Hawaii. If you guys come out to Hawaii, and you need to be shown around, or you’ve never done surfing or snorkeling, and you want to do it, and you want a local to show you how to do it, and to ensure your safety, Mahina Hawaii is definitely the way to go.

Well, you guys are awesome. I’m really proud of you for trying something new. Okay. So who was the best surfer? Chad.

Or– Chad and Julie? No, everyone votes Chad and Abby. Chad and Abby? >> Even Dad– >> Abby did it on her very first try. So as I. I was up for a long time.

Abby. I didn’t fall off. She was on the wave for like two seconds ago though.

Ew, wipe that off right now. Wipe that off right now. >> Abby– >> What was that? Oh my gosh. What was that? It was his– Get it off my thumb right now.

Get it off my thumb. Abby don’t do it. Abby, don’t. Lick it.

Lick it.

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