My Gynaecologist Quizzes My Boyfriend On The Female Body and Products!

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Hello everybody! We’re on our way to the gynaecologist You may ask, why are you on the way to the gynaecologist? Well, she is going to quiz me today about all things female! Because last time, when she was making her video with her, she asked me: And Janik, do you have any questions for her?

And I said, no I know everything! So now, we are going to test it to see if it’s actually true Yes I am very excited, I think… I don’t know how you’re going to do… What do you think?

Do you think you’re going to do well? I think I am going to do quite good.Because I’ve has biology class Yes Janik has one sister, his mom and me And I am always pretty open about my period with you I am always telling you everything, no filter and you don’t really seem to care much… I don’t know if you have actually been listening to me… Today we are going to find out! So, let’s go!

Guys, we made it finally to my gynaecologists office And she’s going to quiz Janik in all things female We are going to speak Spanglish because she feels more comfortable speaking Spanish and he feels more comfortable speaking English And I want both of them to feel comfortable! So, I am excited! I can’t wait to see how much Janik knows So janik, are you ready? – I am so ready! I was born ready! Denisse are you ready? – Of course!

Hello everybody! We’re on our way to the gynaecologist You may ask, why are you on the way to the gynaecologist? Well, she is going to quiz me today about all things female! Because last time, when she was making her video with her, she asked me: And Janik, do you have any questions for her?https://www.fastcompany.com/90402207/kfc-colonel-sanders-dating-sim-is-no-popeyes-chicken-sandwich

And I said, no I know everything! So now, we are going to test it to see if it’s actually true Yes I am very excited, I think… I don’t know how you’re going to do… What do you think?

Do you think you’re going to do well? I think I am going to do quite good.Because I’ve has biology class Yes Janik has one sister, his mom and me And I am always pretty open about my period with you I am always telling you everything, no filter and you don’t really seem to care much… I don’t know if you have actually been listening to me… Today we are going to find out! So, let’s go!

Guys, we made it finally to my gynaecologists office And she’s going to quiz Janik in all things female We are going to speak Spanglish because she feels more comfortable speaking Spanish and he feels more comfortable speaking English And I want both of them to feel comfortable! So, I am excited! I can’t wait to see how much Janik knows So janik, are you ready? – I am so ready! I was born ready! Denisse are you ready? – Of course!

We are going to keep our distance, that’s why we took our mouth covers off Okay Janik, I am going to show you some things and you have to tell me what it is! I probably don’t know the name.. Oh I wanted to speak English! It’s so confusing!

Number one! – Yes What is this? This is used for… bondage No, this is used obviously to open up the body of the woman Don’t worry, don’t worry, tell me the word! You push it into the vag!na, you open it and then you have more freedom with your fingers Yes, but…

Like that! Oh yes, of course.. I mean she’s not like…

It could also be used as a toy for kids… hello! Number two! What is this? Oh, this is clearly something for protection birth control! – birth control!

This is for birth control! Like a spiral They also exist in copper. – Ah yes, yes! I know my stuff! And it works with… chemicals? Yes, this one does!

This one has hormones That’s why it’s white. But you are right, Janik… They also exist in copper, in gold, in silver This one has a thicker stick Because this is where the hormones are and this is a hormonal IUD And you just put it in the vag!na, and you leave it there? No, you don’t leave it in the vag!na In the uterus This one has to enter – look, I will show you You put this in the vag!na, you open and suppose this is the uterus we are going to look at the cervix from here and with these applicators, well there are a lot of types through the mirror we enter to cervix and we leave the IUD inside and that’s it so it will be inside the uterus, not in the vag!na What is the difference between uterus and vag!na? I thought it’s the same..

The vag!na is the canal between the outside and the neck of the uterus or cervix and the uterus is the deeper cavity that you cannot see And this is where the babies are made Ah okay, then I have a question How long is the vag!na? More or less 15-16 cm But it can expand It can get longer during intercourse Or when the baby is born, it’s very elastic Okay. Interesting!

And now I learned something You are doing well though! – I know Obvious… – Number three! Number three! – What is this? What the hell is that?

I also don’t know what it is.. – Have you seen this before? I have no idea what this is… – Joss do you have any guess? No No this doesn’t make any sense.

This is just a toy that you gave me This is just a trick! – No, look! It opens like that, and like that! And it’s a cup These cups serve to sterilize you menstrual cup when you are about to use it these cups.. well it is not mandatory for everyone to have them but these silicon cups exist where you put your menstrual cup with water and you put it in the microwave 3 minutes so it boils and it will become sterilized Okay no, I had no idea! But, Joss never had one of those, so…

They are not obligatory but they exist This one is difficult. What is this? Can I touch it? – Yes Ummm, trash! This is trash! For real… right into the trash Oh maybe…

I think this is one of those birth control methods that you put underneath the skin in your arm Wooow, yes Janik! Very good! – That’s my boyfriend! when they put it inside of you, you won’t see it, you just see the applicator that is a big needle but once you take it out this is what comes out. This is a contraceptive, it’s an arm implant And for how long can you use it? This one for three years, but there are others for five years But this one three… – Nice!

Last one! What is this? Open it It’s probably the pregnancy test But I want you to tell us how to use it! Okay, so… This is a pregnancy test You open it You pee on it Where? – Here And then after a while you can see here either one or two lines If it’s one line it says you’re not pregnant If it’s two lines, you’re pregnant Very good!

He knows! How many have you done? Oh… various… Janik!!

Janik you’re an expert! exposing Joss… Not with me! No, with all my other girlfriend… Which one is better?

This one or this one? I like more this one It has less secondary effects it performs a local effect inside of the uterus and this one is more systemic it has to be processed and methabolized this one could be more comfortable when putting it in this one bothers you a bit more but there are a lot of patients that I have given them this one and they are very happy with it but I’ve heard that a lot of women get pregnant with this one oh with the copper one we are talking about the ones that have hormones the ones with copper, gold or silver we have to check them to make sure they don’t move, because if they move they don’t work.. these ones even if they move they have a hormonal effect and they work either way.. Pretty bad… Janik, are you ready for the questions?

Of course! How long can you use a tampon? until it is full and you feel like “uh.. it’s just coming out anyways..” maybe 5 to 6 hours.. more or less.. just like you said, it depends a lot on the person. It can be someone with a low period So it can last longer being effective. But as an average it is between 6 and 8 hours how many days does a period last? you should know that.. think about your mom, your sister, me, your ex.. all the women in your life.. so from the moment on when it starts bleeding? -yes around 4 days.. the first 2 days are the strongest ones and then it gets less and less and probably on the 5th day it is good again.. yes.. I like how you answer! yes! a normal period is between 2 to 8 days if it is 10 days or more then it is too long.

But yes it commonly lasts bewteen 3 and 8 days and how much blood do you lose in during your period, well not you but a girl I’m not gonna tell you anything, I don’t know either! -help me! is half a liter way too much? yes it is way too much.. less 200 ml -less really? -yes… -50 ml..? too little? -more.. -75..? it is an average of 80 ml it is very little, it looks like more during a period and of course it can change, we are talking about an average but it is almost always between 80 and 90 ml wow half a liter is way too much! -yes she would need a transfusion -she would die! do you know what PMS is? I’ve heard it before but… PMS.. PMS.. post-menstrual syndrome? not post.. -pre! and what is it? -if you have the period before you are supposed to have it.. no, it is not that.. completely wrong hahaa PMS is a group of symptoms that can appear in a woman before her period oh! like the chest hurts.. yes, what else? uuh that’s it? -no! it is a lot of things! -her mood is changing a lot! maybe she feels tired..

I don’t know I’m just coming up with random stuff now. -yes! yes you are right! the symptoms are very different she can have headaches, some people get very sleepy changes in the mood, depression. the range of symptoms can be very big and there’s nothing you can do about it? it is just natural? yes there is treatment for the symptoms and most of the times as you grow older the symptoms become weaker but it takes a long time.. another question: at what age do women usually have their first period? different, it depends.. -yes but as an average? ahmmm with 13? -yes that’s the average it can be even at 9 years old and 14 years old and me? at what age did I get my first period? I don’t know I didn’t know you yet so… guess! -ahmmm. I’ve told you before -really?

12 -yes! ok last question: can pregnant women have s3x? yes! -the whole time during the pregnancy? -if you ask like that probably not.. so in the beginning yes, after 6 months maybe not.. I’m just guessing.. -why? do you think the baby gets hurt? no.. maybe? can the baby feel it? is it like.. maybe in the end you shouldn’t do it.. i don’t know why.. after 7 months! no, you can do it the whole pregnancy.. -that was a trick question! I totally said in the beginning “yes you can do it” yes you can do it the whole pregnancy but if there is any complication with the pregnancy like possible miscarriage then not but if it is a healthy pregnancy you can do it the whole pregnancy even at the end when you are waiting for the baby to be born having s3x promotes oxytocin and it helps us to stimulate the contractions to start but you can do it Janik, the baby will be ok ok so now we know.. tell me the name of all the parts in this image.. omg ok.. so first of all I don’t know if we have to blur this.. we really didn’t know if we were allowed to use the picture so I decided to recreate the vag!na with fruits! here it is! so we are going to be using a picture of this fruit vagina instead of the real one to show you the parts this took me 3 hours to make.. the one at the bottom is the anus then we have the part between the anus and the vag!na, the bridge.. no.. -haha the bridge aahh I’ve heard it before but I don’t remember.. how is it called in German? -yes that’s what I’ve heard it before but I don’t remember.. these are… wait.. these are the labia but there are outer labia and inner labia I think.. maybe these are the outer labia .. -yes and these are the inner labia.. excelent! -wow! Excelent! then we have.. the vag!na, this is the pee hole.. how is it called? -how is it called?! there is a name for that!? yes of course! -I don’t know! -urethra i’ve never heard of that.. then we have the cl!thoris yes! very good! he knew the most important one! yes.. Denisse had told me already “if he doesn’t know where the cl!thoris is.. it’s so bad!” and this is..

I’ve heard of vuIva? -yes! perfect! wooow! -you know things Janik you paid attention in your anatomy classes what do you think? how did he do? I think he paid attention in school, I don’t know if in Germany they all know this.. but he knows a lot about anatomy, he has an idea about birth control methods it is very good! are you proud? -yes I’m pretty proud yes! I thought I would do worse -me too! -but I guess I actually paid attention! thank you very much Denisse for questioning me you are welcome -I hope you had fun, I had a lot of fun and if you want to see the video where Joss is asking her questions that you sent her then click here and otherwise we will see you next week! goodbye! do you want to see my vag!na? there it is! -wow! omg it totally looks like a vag!na! with hairs!

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